Is it any wonder the abbreviation for Valentine's Day is VD?

Seriously.

I hate Valentine's Day. And it has nothing to do with the fact that I haven't had one since...well...I think I was still married, therefor it was required. Rather like sex on your anniversary.

I hate it because every year I get asked that stupid middle school question - "Who's your Valentine?" and when I tell them I don't have one, I get the TSK TSK of Pity. Folks, I'm not looking for your pity. I think Valentine's Day is one of the most overrated "holidays" ever. But I hate it most because everyone puts so much emphasis on a day named after some guy that got rid of a bunch of rats. Or was it a massacre? Doesn't matter, really. How in the fuck does a day of love get compared to rats? Or a massacre? What, the rats are gone and now everybody's dead, and we can finally have sex in a vat of chocolate, I love you?

Puleeze.

So anyway, Happy Massacred Rat Day Valentine's Day. Suckers.

Somebody give me some chocolate, dammit! It's the only thing I like about today. *grin*

By the way, the test results came in for the monitor - I have a perfectly healthy heart. No, it didn't hurt when they pulled the tape off, but I think I might have a blister or two.

Comments

[Andrea]

Amen!

[Lisset]

Hallelujah!

[Margaret]

Yay for the healthy heart and boo for Valentine's Day. It's a pretty stupid holiday, if you think about it.